I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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