All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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