be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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