so that wasnt chicken after all
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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