the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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