very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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