Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
