drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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