I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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