My Higher Power is John Stamos
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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