what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off