Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.