how can u be prego again
I just made out with a guy for $7.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?