I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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