so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Buhtt sex?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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