Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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