what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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