I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
