Where are you?
In a non slutty way
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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