i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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