It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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