are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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