you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
no more duck duck goose at the bar
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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