I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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