If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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