normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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