i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
