the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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