I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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