I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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