I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
