her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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