Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
