Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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