Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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