I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
