how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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