very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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