just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
