rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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