Ambien. No doubt about it.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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