quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Barsexuality is the new black.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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