Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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