I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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