Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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