It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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