This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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