So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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