I hate all girls vehemently.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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