Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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