Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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