i jhust puked up my retainher.
Quick, to the slutcave!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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