You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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