Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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